I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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