what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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