Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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