If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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