I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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