What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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