Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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