No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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