whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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