it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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