What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
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