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dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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