i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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