put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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