That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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