What a fucking waste of an outfit
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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