Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
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