I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
A+ Viking dick
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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