Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
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