I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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