My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
Randomize
