let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
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