Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
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