we're blogging at a bar
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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