We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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