I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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