there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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