I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
