I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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