butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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