I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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