she was so not down for the gang bang
someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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