I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Randomize
