i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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