What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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