My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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