If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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