Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
There's always time for handjobs
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
I need a burrito and a hug.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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