just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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