Heybabeimwearingurpanties
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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