they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Randomize
