i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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