We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
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