He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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