How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I AM VODKA MAN
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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