i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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