i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
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