my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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