on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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