dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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