and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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