but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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