At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
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